If you’re looking for an afternoon full of laughter, friendly competition, and a touch of small-town PLAYFULNESS, the Oatmeal Fest Wacky Games are a can’t-miss highlight of the 2025 Oatmeal Festival in Bertram, Texas. Taking place right after the Grande Parade (around 12:00 pm on Saturday, September 27—check the full festival spectator schedule for more information), these lighthearted contests bring out the kid in everyone.

For just $1.00 per entry per participant, you can join in some of the most unusual—and unforgettable—games Texas has to offer. Whether you’re an eager competitor or a cheering spectator, the Wacky Games showcase everything we love about the Oatmeal Festival: community, creativity, and good old-fashioned fun.

🎉 What to Expect at the Wacky Games

The Oatmeal Festival is all about celebrating the quirky, the joyful, and the unique traditions that make Bertram and nearby Oatmeal, Texas special. And nowhere is that spirit more alive than in the Wacky Games arena.

Here’s what’s on tap for 2025:

  • 🥚 Egg Toss – Grab a partner and test your reflexes in this classic festival favorite. How far can you toss a raw egg without cracking it? Spoiler: things get messy.
  • 🫓Tortilla Toss – Only in Texas! See how far you can fling a tortilla—it’s harder (and funnier) than you might think.
  • 🥄 Egg Spoon Race – Balance, speed, and nerves of steel. Competitors race to the finish line with an egg balanced on a spoon—no hands allowed!
  • 🐐 Goat Pill Pop-Off – A legendary Oatmeal Festival tradition. Don’t worry—no real goats are involved—but you’ll laugh yourself silly watching this quirky contest unfold.
  • 🐴 Stick Horse Race – Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls! Kids (and kids at heart) gallop their trusty stick horses down the track for bragging rights.
  • 💩 Cow Chip Kick-Off – Only at the Oatmeal Festival! Contestants test their kicking power (and sense of humor) by launching dried cow chips as far as they can.

Each game is short, spirited, and designed to keep the crowd entertained. And since it’s only a dollar to join, you can try them all!

👨‍👩‍👧 Fun for All Ages

The Wacky Games are open to both kids and adults, making this one of the most family-friendly parts of the day. Parents love watching their children giggle their way through the stick horse race, while adults get a chance to show off their “skills” in the tortilla toss or cow chip kick-off.

It’s a reminder that the Oatmeal Festival is more than just a market or parade—it’s about bringing people together to celebrate the humor and heart of small-town Texas life.

🌟 Be Part of the Tradition

The Oatmeal Festival has been entertaining locals and visitors for more than four decades. The Wacky Games keep that tradition alive, combining old favorites with new surprises. They’re not about who’s the fastest or the strongest—it’s about the laughter you share with your neighbors and the memories you make along the way.

Looking to maximize your day? Pair the Wacky Games with other festival highlights:

🧳 Visiting from Out of Town?

If you’re traveling in for the Oatmeal Festival, you’re in for a treat. The charming town of Bertram sits in the heart of the Highland Lakes of Burnet County, a region filled with scenic views, wineries, hiking trails, and small-town hospitality.

Find more information on places to stay, dining, and things to do at Highland Lakes of Burnet County Why not make a weekend out of it? Spend Saturday at the festival, then explore the natural beauty and local attractions nearby.

🙌 How to Join In

  • When: Saturday, September 27, 2025 (after the Grande Parade, approx. 12:00 pm)
  • Where: Downtown Bertram, near the main festival grounds
  • Cost: $1.00 per game, per participant (cash only at the registration table)

Be sure to sign up early so you don’t miss your favorite contest!

❤️️ A Festival Powered by Volunteers

The Oatmeal Festival thrives because of its dedicated volunteers and supportive community. If you’d like to lend a hand, check out our Volunteer Sign-Up page—you can even earn community service hours if you’re a student.

🎶 See You at the Wacky Games!

Dust off your boots, bring your friends, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. The Oatmeal Fest Wacky Games are one of the most memorable, lighthearted traditions of the festival. Whether you’re competing or just watching, you’ll leave with a smile on your face and stories to share.

👉 Don’t forget: The Wacky Games are just one piece of a full day of fun. Explore the participant schedule, invite your friends, and be part of a Texas tradition unlike any other.

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